Tickets | from $10
HOW TO PURCHASE TICKETS:
First, decide where you’d like to be located in the room. Reference the seating chart below, then use the “Ticket Location” dropdown menu above to make a selection. When purchasing a section, set quantity to 1. Each seated section purchase includes 2 tickets.
If a section is not listed in the dropdown menu, it's been purchased or held.
NOTE: THE CHART BELOW IS SIMPLY A REFERENCE AND IS NOT CLICKABLE.
When reserving a section, please reference the seating chart above. YOUR SELECTION CANNOT BE REFUNDED AFTER PURCHASE. You may release your purchased section to someone else with advance notice. email firstname.lastname@example.org to release purchased tickets to another attendee. YOUR SECTION WILL BE HELD FOR YOU FOR 1 HOUR AFTER THE STATED SHOWTIME. IF YOU DO NOT CLAIM YOUR SECTION, IT WILL BE GIVEN TO GENERAL ADMISSION. To avoid this, email email@example.com if you need extra time accommodation.
Barstools in the General Admission areas are first come-first served. As you can see, there are very few stools. For General Admission ticket holders, we recommend arriving at the stated door time to get a barstool, though they are not guaranteed and cannot be reserved. STANDING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE SHOW MAY OCCUR IF A GENERAL ADMISSION TICKET IS PURCHASED. NO REFUNDS WILL BE OFFERED FOR GENERAL ADMISSION TICKETS.
THE ARTIST HAS FULL DISCRETION IN REGARDS TO START TIME, SET LENGTH, BREAK LENGTH, AND ENDING TIME. THE VENUE IS NOT HELD LIABLE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCES ARISING FROM ARTIST’S FINAL DISCRETION. THE POSTED START TIME IS A GUIDE ONLY.
By purchasing tickets, you agree to the above statement.
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Vocals, Guitar / Brooks Mason
Bass, Vocals / Lane Kelly
Guitar / Gavin Deleshaw
Drums / Colin Dean