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PREACHERVAN

Tickets | from $10

HOW TO PURCHASE TICKETS:

First, decide where you’d like to be located in the room. Reference the seating chart below, then use the “Ticket Location” dropdown menu above to make a selection. When purchasing a section, set quantity to 1.  Each seated section purchase includes 2 tickets.

If a section is not listed in the dropdown menu, it's been purchased or held.

NOTE: THE CHART BELOW IS SIMPLY A REFERENCE AND IS NOT CLICKABLE.

DISCLAIMER:

When reserving a section, please reference the seating chart above.  YOUR SELECTION CANNOT BE REFUNDED AFTER PURCHASE.  You may release your purchased section to someone else with advance notice.  email roastingroom@gmail.com to release purchased tickets to another attendee. YOUR SECTION WILL BE HELD FOR YOU FOR 1 HOUR AFTER THE STATED SHOWTIME. IF YOU DO NOT CLAIM YOUR SECTION, IT WILL BE GIVEN TO GENERAL ADMISSION. To avoid this, email roastingroom@gmail.com if you need extra time accommodation.

Barstools in the General Admission areas are first come-first served. As you can see, there are very few stools.  For General Admission ticket holders, we recommend arriving at the stated door time to get a barstool, though they are not guaranteed and cannot be reserved.  STANDING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE SHOW MAY OCCUR IF A GENERAL ADMISSION TICKET IS PURCHASED. NO REFUNDS WILL BE OFFERED FOR GENERAL ADMISSION TICKETS.

NOTICE:

THE ARTIST HAS FULL DISCRETION IN REGARDS TO START TIME, SET LENGTH, BREAK LENGTH, AND ENDING TIME. THE VENUE IS NOT HELD LIABLE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCES ARISING FROM ARTIST’S FINAL DISCRETION. THE POSTED START TIME IS A GUIDE ONLY.

By purchasing tickets, you agree to the above statement.


PREACHERVAN

(RIGHT NOW), three and a half years before the end of the world, rushing in atop a giant (EXPLICIT ADJECTIVE) tornado, the (PREACHERVAN) have arrived, with an album of new songs about (NOUN) and (NOUN). The band is composed of two (WORD FOR REDNECK RELATIVES), reputed to have been conceived in a hailstorm during the largest trailer fire of the century, and two other (DEROGATORY TERM FOR WHITE PEOPLE), both former Jesus impersonators with the Father Hanna Traveling Holy Land Extravaganza—with such divine origins, it is no surprise that the band spends little time, as we say, ‘Finding Their Sound’—they simply create it.

Behind the (MUSIC INDUSTRY WORD FOR MUSIC) is a (POSITIVE ADJECTIVE) force that tosses grooves around like ocean waves and blends genres fluidly, with a keen respect both for the music of the (NOSTALGIA-EVOKING MUSICAL DECADE)--the depth of the blues, the energy and abandon of rock--and for the awful pop music of our horrible modern times. This is all new, man, with songs that capture the transience of our age while hugging the mind and body solidly in a moment of present abandon.  However, as we all know by now, we don’t have much time left.  What is here today will not be tomorrow. Please, for your own sake, enjoy (INSERT BAND NAME HERE) before the world ends. SEE INVOICE ATTACHED $ 0.99 FOR PROFESSIONAL SERVICES RENDERED CATEGORY BAND BIOGRAPHY

 

Vocals, Guitar / Brooks Mason
Bass, Vocals / Lane Kelly
Guitar / Gavin Deleshaw
Drums / Colin Dean


Earlier Event: July 20
Jerry Castle
Later Event: July 27
Aaron Stephens